How's this for nostalgia?
The year is 1995, and we're here to help your business grow using this wild new invention, the "Internet." How does it work? Where is it? Nobody really knows. If you're ahead of the curve and already have an email address, send one on over with your name & your landline # (so we don't have to use our minutes). Or, log off, make sure no one else is using the phone, and give us a call, because this internet thing... it's going to be HUGE!